Tom Toles for September 16, 2019

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    Daeder  almost 5 years ago

    “It’s okay. I’ve got something totally better and cheaper than the healthcare you have (or don’t) now! I’m not going to tell you what it is or give it to you, but it is bigly cheaper and better in every way!”

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    Dtroutma  almost 5 years ago

    “Patient heal thyself” is Bonespurs motto.

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    GreggW Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    As Michael Moore showed in “Sicko”, in the US if you’re not wealthy you’re quite possibly screwed even if you are insured.

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    Masterskrain  almost 5 years ago

    Just do us all a favor, and DIE, and “Reduce the surplus population!” (That has a familiar ring, doesn’t it??)

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    lopaka  almost 5 years ago

    And then there was Reagan on the threat of Medicare – quoth, “Write those letters now [to Congress] and call your friends and tell them to write … If you don’t do this and I don’t do this, one of these days we are going to spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children, what it once was like in America when men were free.”

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Worrying requires caring, caring requires heart which Trump does not possess!

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    retpost  almost 5 years ago

    Love the small toon on the bottom, But we all know he will fire him in the morning.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “The doctor will see you now.”

    “Which doctor?”

    “Dr. Trump”

    AAIIIIEEEEEEEEE!

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    Bookworm  almost 5 years ago

    The United States of America; the only industrialized nation where “health care” has become an oxymoron.

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    Solaricious Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    If it doesn’t affect his re-election chances, he’s not worried about it

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    Vote for Republicans, they are promising to cancel Medicare to pay for their socialist tax breaks for the republican billionaire donor class program for which they borrowed money from China.

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    robnvon Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    …because you are not me.

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 5 years ago

    Putin’s Song About Trump:

    I keep a close watch on my third-rate tool

    I really do dislike him, as a rule

    He’s useful to me, being such a fool

    The USA I soon shall rule!

    Of course, I’ll have to rule behind the scenes

    Behind the throne, I’ll be like certain queens

    But being in control will be cool beans

    I’ll rule them all, adults and teens!

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    Medicare (with a moderately priced insurance policy added on) has turned out to be an excellent  way for this retiree to get health care. I have not problem at all w/ the idea of Medicare for all. Or any other system where people actually get access to necessary health care without going broke. Even if it keeps my taxes as high as this administration has raised them, without  giving me or society anything at all useful.

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    theoldidahofox  almost 5 years ago

    Take two aspirin and order the hearse.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    So Trump broke the Iran agreement because Obama made it.

    Trump encouraged sanctions by other countries against Iran, hurting its economy.

    Iran blew up Saudi oil production to hurt the economies of the rest of the world.

    The Saudi oil destruction is of course Satanic Trump’s fault and he will no doubt try to lead us into a nuclear war.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    If serving is below you, leadership is beyond you. anon

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    45 could have been a hero by fixing the ACA. He just had to trash it because though it was a Republican invention in MA, Obama expanded it to the whole country.

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