In Security by Bea R. for September 19, 2019

there are no cuckoo clocks in the WORLD, to describe Roy and his motor-mouthing daughter.

Don’t forget to get a booster on your tetanus shots, Sam. ✨

What’s in Charlene’s bag? Replacement candy? ✨❤️✨

“The End?” ✨

It’s times like this that I bet Charlene wishes that she’d have left Roy in that tree on their wedding day.

Ah shut up Roy and take your arrest like a man!

To think all this started with stolen Halloween candy, if I ever have kids I’m gonna give them this story arc to teach them why you shouldn’t lie and steal. XD

Sedine’s not there to nurse Sam’s wound? I can laugh at Roy’s arrest, but I feel bad for Sam in the last panel, I hope she gives him a healing kiss later.

Is he being arrested on suspicion of murdering an alien?

Fresh candy to replace the stale stuff she found.

Pitchforks, a handgun, and the head of a monster in the front yard. It’s not normal!

At leat Roy paid, for once.

MAD Magazine once did an environmental satire of monster movies with ECCCH, in which a police office is told to read the (seemingly) cornered pollution creature its rights: “Sir, do monsters have rights?” “Look, if we don’t get it letter-perfect, this thing will have those civil rights lawyers on our backs.”

The cops’ll let Roy go when he sobers up.

So now will Roy loose his job now that he will have a rap sheet for discharging a weapon? Will Sam have to burn his pattern shirts? Will Bea now have to learn to ink paisley shirts for Sam. How will Sam explain the DNA evidence on the pitchfork once Gabby runs the blood sample from her DNA kit and its a match. You know the kit she keeps in her eyebrow utility kit. How long before Roy cracks and implicates Sam as his accomplice and send him down the river? This will end well…we hope, or not.

“Fascist bully boys” or “wild-eyed, big bottomed anarchists”?

Everyone rejoice, Roy is going away and peace will reign in this neighborhood.

Roy deserves all he gets. He takes things too far sometimes.

He is certainly not helping his cause, and No. 1 isn’t either. excellent slapstick

We have Gladys Kravitz Syndrome working for us with the neighbors! Unfortunately there WAS really something to see here and no nose twitchers to correct the problem.

Roy plays Al Pacino playing Sonny. The cops are having none of it.