How about a figurehead?
Or a front bumper.
Just remember to clean the bugs out of your teeth.
Breastworks
Lucky the mom’s are not sumo wrestlers. That would hurt..
Tough toenails, toddler, the only apparent reason for having kids these days is to show them off.
“Mines pretty klutzy, I feel more like a bumper.”
This might not be a bad gig, if you’re the hood ornament on a Lamborghini or a Bentley …
Made me smile.
STUPID!
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
Kaputnik about 5 years ago
How about a figurehead?
blunebottle about 5 years ago
Or a front bumper.
The Reader Premium Member about 5 years ago
Just remember to clean the bugs out of your teeth.
AlanM about 5 years ago
Breastworks
viking-riverrat about 5 years ago
Lucky the mom’s are not sumo wrestlers. That would hurt..
KEA about 5 years ago
Tough toenails, toddler, the only apparent reason for having kids these days is to show them off.
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
“Mines pretty klutzy, I feel more like a bumper.”
rgcviper about 5 years ago
This might not be a bad gig, if you’re the hood ornament on a Lamborghini or a Bentley …
Made me smile.
breynolds33588 about 5 years ago
STUPID!