Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 05, 2019

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    i_am_the_jam  about 5 years ago

    Sadly prophetic, as there was an accident in the Chapultepec Park roller coaster this week. Yes, the park has been shut down.

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    Scarriest: Richard Scarry’s Best Counting Book Ever!

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      about 5 years ago

    This is so very true.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    NOOOOOOO thanks!

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    Stevefk  about 5 years ago

    I hear that roller coaster has had it ups and downs at the park.

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    Superfrog  about 5 years ago

    Test pilots ride free !!

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    KEA  about 5 years ago

    We had a lot of trouble at theme parks in my family, I had trouble dealing with up and down and my wife and son had trouble with round-and-round. Didn’t stop us from going however.

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    bobpeters61  about 5 years ago

    It’s said that if you build the world’s scariest roller coaster, people will come from all over the world to ride it.

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    AtariDragon  about 5 years ago

    From the way he’s holding his stomach, I thought it was going to be, “Scariest: Riding with diarrhea.”

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I would think ‘scariest’ would be the very moment when, after the roller coaster car you’re in sails off the tracks

    and is at it’s highest pointing the sky , just before gravity takes over

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Before an idiot pal talks his idiot friend into a ride see Final Destination 3. And also, consider that the parts that make up the whole were from the cheapest quoters.

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    vics_machine Premium Member about 5 years ago

    More fun to leave a couple of broken bolts on the floor of the ride and wait for folks to notice them.

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    bookworm0812  about 5 years ago

    The last seat is the best! It’s the fastest.

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I’ll pass. First and last time on a roller coaster, age 18, the restraining thing didn’t latch. We hung onto the sides trying to stay inside the car getting splashed with grease and what not from the wheels and track. Weightlessness is not all it’s cracked up to be! :)

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Scariester (yes, I made that word up): Kid sitting behind you has just had a big, greasy lunch of carnival food.

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    Cool Hand Luke Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Actually DID that on X2 at Six Flags / Magic Mountain!

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