“You don’t buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it.”
– Bianca, “10 Things I Hate About You.”
After Noah lands the ark, he sets all the animals loose and tells them “Go Forth and Multiply!”
Sure enough, in a couple of years he sees that the two tigers have become eight, the two dogs have become 16, the two rabbits have become 2048, and so on. But then he sees the two snakes slither by, followed by their sole offspring.
“What’s the matter?” asks Noah, “why haven’t you multiplied like I instructed you when I let you off the ark?”
“We can’t help it,” replied one of the snakes. “We’re adders.”
At the risk of overanalyzing, I must disagree. If you start with two and multiply, you get four, then eight, then 16, and so on. If you start with two and add, you must pass through three, then four, then five. Since the snakes reproduce by incremental addition rather multiplication, their number increases linearly rather than geometrically.
The Noah story continues: After hearing that the snakes were adders, he instructed his sons to gather some logs and construct a table. When they were done, they gave it to the adders and they immediately began to multiply!. When his sons asked him what had happened, Noah replied “Adders can only multiply using a log table”.
hawgowar over 13 years ago
Like to see Mona actually topless. Quit teasing.
cdward over 13 years ago
I don’t think she’s thinking about what you’re thinking about, Smokey.
The missing M. Smokey over 13 years ago
;-)
pschearer Premium Member over 13 years ago
Ribbed for her pleasure.
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
“You don’t buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it.” – Bianca, “10 Things I Hate About You.”
After Noah lands the ark, he sets all the animals loose and tells them “Go Forth and Multiply!”
Sure enough, in a couple of years he sees that the two tigers have become eight, the two dogs have become 16, the two rabbits have become 2048, and so on. But then he sees the two snakes slither by, followed by their sole offspring.
“What’s the matter?” asks Noah, “why haven’t you multiplied like I instructed you when I let you off the ark?”
“We can’t help it,” replied one of the snakes. “We’re adders.”
runar over 13 years ago
Is she picking out a dress or a condom?
Fred Kuechenmeister over 13 years ago
naughty sunday… is this frog applause..?
JP Steve Premium Member over 13 years ago
The snakes should have had two offspring, fritzoid. (“One plus one equals…”)
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
At the risk of overanalyzing, I must disagree. If you start with two and multiply, you get four, then eight, then 16, and so on. If you start with two and add, you must pass through three, then four, then five. Since the snakes reproduce by incremental addition rather multiplication, their number increases linearly rather than geometrically.
DougDean over 13 years ago
The Noah story continues: After hearing that the snakes were adders, he instructed his sons to gather some logs and construct a table. When they were done, they gave it to the adders and they immediately began to multiply!. When his sons asked him what had happened, Noah replied “Adders can only multiply using a log table”.