Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 13, 2020
May 12, 2020
May 14, 2020
Transcript:
Captain Victorious: I can't believe I'm losing endorsement deals! Bixby: So you shouldn't have sat by while people needed shaving. Captain Victorious: I save people all day! Can't I relax in a bar at night? Bixby: Well, saving people is a 24-hour-a-day job, Cap. Captain Victorious: Twenty-four hours a day!? That only leaves, like... four hours a day! Bixby: You could use that time to get the elementary school equivalency degree we've been talking about.
tony_n_jen2003 over 4 years ago
Some days feel like 28 hours.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
And he has to do it ♫ nine days a week ♫.
knight1192a over 4 years ago
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL EQUIVALENCY!!!!! Are you kidding, Bixby. Cap flunked out of pre-school, never even made it to kindergarten, let alone first grade.