Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 31, 2020
August 30, 2020
September 01, 2020
Transcript:
Fritz: Here you go, Bixby! I got you a new cell phone! Bixby: It's too fancy. Fritz: It's stylish! It's state-of-the-art and the height of fashion! Bixby: It's too wimpy! Fritz: It'll make you look like a real player in this town! Bixby: It's too tiny! Fritz: You'll be able to throw it farther. Bixby: It's too light to hurt anyone...
whahoppened almost 4 years ago
Thank goodness they’ve settled on a decent size.
whahoppened almost 4 years ago
Still hard to pick up without changing something.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It’s not all about size when throwing; think velocity!
tad1 almost 4 years ago
Picky, picky, picky!
knight1192a almost 4 years ago
It’s easier to shove up their nose, and if set to vibrate you can shove it up their nose and then call it to give them a migraine
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
You can’t slam it down to hang up, either.
Ed The Red Premium Member almost 4 years ago
First printed in 2006, when cell phones had become extremely tiny. Then Apple released the iPhone in 2007 and they have been increasing in size every year since.