Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 04, 2021
Transcript:
Bixby: So you're in a rut. How 'bout a name change? Isn't it about time you became "Dr." Negato, anyway? Mr. Negato: I can't call myself "Dr."! I'd need to have a PhD to do that! And just how am I supposed to get one of those?? Bixby: What are you talking about?? You're a villain! You flout convention every day! You break the law for a living! Mr. Negato: Exactly! How's any of that gonna look on a college application?? Bixby: Okay, let's back this up...
Znox11 almost 4 years ago
I often wonder why bandits in the Old West bothered to rob banks. They never paid for anything anyway, what did they need the money for?
Doctor Toon almost 4 years ago
I’m not a real Doctor, but I play one on gocomics
PoodleGroomer almost 4 years ago
Buy them a couple of buildings and a grants fund. The doctorate will be in the next day’s mail.
knight1192a almost 4 years ago
Uh, did Cap save his life by donating blood?
exitseven almost 4 years ago
Calling Dr. Biden
BullCityFats almost 4 years ago
That never stopped Doctor Doom…
Mando almost 4 years ago
IM EAAARLY 2day