Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 30, 2021
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Hamhock: Hi, Mr. Dweebler, I'm here to fill in at your cookie factory! Man: Awright, lemme show you around. This whole place was an active ironworks before I decided to start making baked goods. But I found that a lot of the same equipment could be used for both iron smelting and baking! Hamhock: Please tell me you cleaned it first. Man: Took us a few batches "Soot Swirls" to figure that one out...
P51Strega almost 4 years ago
Had to iron out a few wrinkles ore the cookies would be hard as rocks. “Thin Mines” are there best sellers. Then there’s “Rocklet Chip” cookies and “Pickan Sand ees”. They make frosted Slagar cookies for special occassions.
Durak Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Time for some much loved Terry Pratchett Dwarf Bread jokes.
willie_mctell almost 4 years ago
I had a job working with industrial furnaces. We had some small ones used for tempering small parts. My co-workers showed me how good convection ovens are. The furnaces that went down to 300 or 350 could heat up a lunch in nothing flat. One of the guys sometimes roasted coffee in them.
6th Billiard Ball Student almost 4 years ago
May I recommend Tate’s Walnut Chocolate Chip cookies to appease but not bribe your local vehicle dispatchers? ’Grandma’s brand isn’t as tasty as Tate’s Bake Shop.)