Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 11, 2022
August 10, 2022
August 12, 2022
Transcript:
Ralston: *tsk* The guy made my drink but left it at the other end of the bar... Captain Victorious: I'll use my telekinesis to get it for you! Noise: ZAPP! Skash!! Ralston: Wha --? What the heck was that? Captain Victorious: Telekinesis? It's the ability to move things with your mind. Ralston: You don't have telekinesis! That was heat vision! You destroyed my martini! Captain Victorious: Ohhh... I guess that explains why no one asks me to help them move anymore...
LawrenceS over 2 years ago
Or you might walk over four feet and pick it up yourself… Another possibility is tip the bartender and he won’t ‘forget’ to set your drink down in front of you.
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
that’s definitely a super power if it gets him out of helping friends move…