Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 14, 2023
Transcript:
woman: would it matter if I had dated captain victorious? dynaman: Ew. yes. woan: Why? it wouldn't have had anything to do with you! Dynaman: but I'm better than him, and anyone I'm with has to share that sentiment!! woman: Gee, any other high standards I have to meet? man: Well, proper hair care is a must...
LawrenceS over 1 year ago
In RL I’m used to seeing women being more rationale about relationships. Not claiming that as a universal truth, just my perceived generality. And, again in general, I feel like men are more rationale about mechanics. For example: If her invisible plane wouldn’t start I’d expect her to want to use magic to fix it, and he’d want to look at the engine.
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
I just now realized that she has an “M” in her hairstyle… “Ms. Amazement”…
knight1192a over 1 year ago
Prove you’re better than him, Dynaman. Your ego is exactly the same as his. But you’re vanity is through the roof, bring any traits you have above him (which are decidedly few) down to his level.
LrdSlvrhnd over 1 year ago
C’mon, DM. She’s no longer dating him, and she is dating you. That should tell you something about who she thinks might be better!