Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 16, 2023
Transcript:
he sees you when you're sleeping he knows when you're awake he knows if you've been bad or good so if you've been bad, you'd... better watch out! tyr: when I heard "secret santa" I imagined something more exciting than a box of skittles... hamhock: betcha can't guess who gave it to you!! *tee hee!*
syzygy47 11 months ago
The two panels are unrelated. At first, I tried to imagine the link between Tyr and the “Dirty Harry” Santa. Past that, for the first panel, i was reminded of the Futurama Robot Santa story, with the short faux carol with the punchline Santa Claus is gunning you down.
LawrenceS 11 months ago
That would be better than the Slasher Claus movies.
fuzzbucket Premium Member 11 months ago
Santa needs that .40 cal so he doesn’t get jacked.
P51Strega 11 months ago
♫ Secret Santa man ♪
♪ Giving you a stocking and takin’ ’way your cookie ♪…
willie_mctell 11 months ago
My former musical co-conspirator Mugg Muggles used to sing, “He’ll seize you when you’re sleeping.”