Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 08, 2024
May 07, 2024
May 09, 2024
Transcript:
bixby: Alright, I'm gonna talk to scrappy lad, but I warn you, this is not going to be pretty... hey, kid, lissen, I--psst psst psst psst.... scrappy lad: really? oh, thank you, bixby! I knew that must have been a mistake!! this is too good to be true!! you're the best!! captain: What'd you tell him? Bixby: congrats. one of you is adopting him, and the other is marrying him. I'll let you two figure it out...
LawrenceS 8 months ago
Flip a coin.
markkahler52 8 months ago
Congratulations, both of you!
SquidGamerGal 8 months ago
AUGH!! How is that fixing the problem?
cbedda 8 months ago
The one he marries will still ignore him and the one who adopts him will give him a cell phone so never have to talk to him. Problem solved /s
ChessPirate 8 months ago
[FLICK!]
“Uh-oh…”
Blackangus 8 months ago
Bixby is still the real hero of this strip for me! lol No superpowers except his logic, which is very skewed.