Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 17, 2024

She must not have been too offended. He’s still standing in this half of the state.

Shotgunned a beer truck – all that gas – in a superhero ……………………………… Duck!

Flashback half a century to “The Mary Tyler Moore Show:”

Mary was seeing an older man who had a 12-year old son. She tries to engage in conversation, but his only interest is comic books, specifically “The Incredible Hulk.”

“When I was your age, I really liked Wonder Woman. Flying in her invisible plane, using her magic golden lasso to catch evil doers… How about you? Do you like Wonder Woman?”

“Nah, she’s too butch.”

“…In a very lady-like manner…”

Don’t Bogart that beer truck! Pass it over to me. (Apologies to the Fraternity of Man)

What you say is “Wow. That was so cool.”

That’s not a macho thing. That’s a Dumb Drunkard thing.

my kinda gal…