Goldman said that women shoppers thought the carts were too much like baby strollers, which they were tired of pushing. Men considered the carts an insult to their strength.
The only thing the taco sauce did was to provide a tiny bit of hydration. Melted snow is a better source. While he may have thought he was starving, he wasn’t. Ally, on the other hand, was starving. Dogs can’t last without food anywhere near as long as humans.
The first shopping carts must have been like the British ones with revolving casters at all four wheels…what a stupid idea, you can’t easily control those things.
I used to live in Moncton, New Brunswick, Canada. In the 1960s if you had a lobster sandwich everyone thought you were poor. Now, my sister can buy 100 lbs of lobster in Shediac, New Brunswick (lobster capitol of the world, better than Maine lobster, but USA will refute that) . She took it back to Phoenix and sold it for 3 times what she paid for it. She said “Where can you find lobster in Arizona?”
Since a human can live 40+ days without eating, “surviving” is an exaggeration. Being trapped in a car with a dog that has had nothing to eat other than spicy taco sauce for 5 days without dying? Now THAT’S survival!
It is an exaggeration. I doubt the taco sauce had enough caloric content to make a difference unless he was drinking it by the cup full. 5 days without would be rough but not unheard of.
Whenever I hear about folks being stranded like this, I always wonder, “How did they go to the potty?” I’m sure that, once the car was found, it must have been very fragrant.
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
Nineteenth-century prisoners of Jewish ancestry also would’ve disliked the lobster treatment; crustaceans aren’t kosher.
Otto Knowbetter about 5 years ago
If Jeremy Taylor’s car is like my wife’s car, there were only 5,000 or so sauce packets.
Jefano Premium Member about 5 years ago
Feeding lobster to anyone who can actually taste it is still cruel.
dlasher about 5 years ago
Goldman said that women shoppers thought the carts were too much like baby strollers, which they were tired of pushing. Men considered the carts an insult to their strength.
J Short about 5 years ago
It was cruel because it was served without butter and garlic.
Donaldo Premium Member about 5 years ago
And of course his name was Goldman
Nighthawks Premium Member about 5 years ago
it was more cruel to the lobsters
rkoper about 5 years ago
Uh, you can’t starve to death in 5 days, even without taco sauce packets.
FassEddie about 5 years ago
Taco Bell was of two minds. “Our taco sauce saved his life! Why did he have so many of our taco sauce packets in his car?
Teto85 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Maybe Jeremy now has a better stocked emergency kit in his car.
Dean about 5 years ago
As a pedestrian that needs to carry everything home [20 min. walk] I don’t use carts for fear of buying too much at a time.
Sassy's Mom about 5 years ago
The only thing the taco sauce did was to provide a tiny bit of hydration. Melted snow is a better source. While he may have thought he was starving, he wasn’t. Ally, on the other hand, was starving. Dogs can’t last without food anywhere near as long as humans.
57BelAir about 5 years ago
The first shopping carts must have been like the British ones with revolving casters at all four wheels…what a stupid idea, you can’t easily control those things.
DaveQuinn about 5 years ago
I used to live in Moncton, New Brunswick, Canada. In the 1960s if you had a lobster sandwich everyone thought you were poor. Now, my sister can buy 100 lbs of lobster in Shediac, New Brunswick (lobster capitol of the world, better than Maine lobster, but USA will refute that) . She took it back to Phoenix and sold it for 3 times what she paid for it. She said “Where can you find lobster in Arizona?”
jvn about 5 years ago
Since a human can live 40+ days without eating, “surviving” is an exaggeration. Being trapped in a car with a dog that has had nothing to eat other than spicy taco sauce for 5 days without dying? Now THAT’S survival!
Malcome1 about 5 years ago
It is an exaggeration. I doubt the taco sauce had enough caloric content to make a difference unless he was drinking it by the cup full. 5 days without would be rough but not unheard of.
bookworm0812 about 5 years ago
I hope he only gave the dog the mild sauce. Otherwise that was one smelly car.
Caeruleancentaur about 5 years ago
Whenever I hear about folks being stranded like this, I always wonder, “How did they go to the potty?” I’m sure that, once the car was found, it must have been very fragrant.
craigwestlake about 5 years ago
The inmates softened their opinions once the prison started serving them cooked…
Taracinablue about 5 years ago
LOL at “decoy shoppers!”
TlalocW about 5 years ago
You have Oklahoma to thank for shopping carts… and Yield signs… And that’s pretty much it.