The Buckets by Greg Cravens for October 17, 2019

Uh oh! Someone’s putting his foot way down his own throat. There are going to be consequences.

I had not heard that one before.

I ask myself that every day.

And there’s a reason why there is only one panel today, because the rest got censored.

Because the young are never smart!

My mind made the decision to stay young , but my body didn’t get the memo

When I was young, I was so smart that I didn’t realize how stupid I was…, now that I’m old, I realize how stupid everybody else is.

it was nice knowing you, kiddo.

Um, because I don’t want to be stupid like you.

Being young is not an accomplishment. Being old sometimes is.

And you, on the other hand, may never grow older.

Youth is dumb. Doing dumb things will teach you not to do dumb things, which is why older folks are smarter. In most cases. Not available in certain sectors. Void where prohibited.

She used to be, then you came along…

Precisely because she’s so smart! High school is hell on earth.

She grew out of it.

You will be wiser, Grasshopper, when you stop being a smart@$$.

The dumbest thing young people do, is to believe that they will be forever young.

Entropy.

OMG he is lucky he didn’t live in my house, by now, he’d have felt a hurt of my mom’s hand, along with get back to your room, and punishments galore…….

If you’re lucky, she might let you live to see tomorrow – or not!

An example of why youth is wasted on the young…