I wouldn’t mind being taken out like that! Look at that elegant chandelier in the restaurant where they dined! And Irwin is so charming, attentive, and cheerful. Yup, this goes a long way towards being the perfect date.
A man was taking a truckload of penguins to their new home at the zoo, when his refrigerated truck breaks down. It’s a very hot day, and he’s worried that the penguins will succumb to the heat before he can get his truck repaired. Luckily, an ice cream wagon drives by, so he flags it down, gives the Good Humor Man $100, and says “Quick! Take these penguins to the zoo!” The ice cream man agrees, loads the penguins into his van, and drives off.
The next day, the man is driving his newly-repaired truck down the street, and as he stops at an intersection the Good Humor van pulls up next to him and he sees that it’s still full of penguins. He rolls down the window, and shouts to the other driver “Hey, I thought you were going to take the penguins to the zoo!” “I did,” says the ice cream man, “and we had such a great time that today I’m taking them to the ball game.”
adubman over 13 years ago
Garbage In….Garbage Out!
margueritem over 13 years ago
Entertaining, wining and dining, what else did you want?
Llewellenbruce over 13 years ago
Irwin is hopeless.
Yukoner over 13 years ago
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Charles Evans Premium Member over 13 years ago
Very likely the best date Irwin will ever have.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
His mother thinks all his girlfriends are trash.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Did she say to show it a good time, Irwin?
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
Broomie needs to be a little more specific with Irwin.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Definity of a better class than some I have wined and dined. Did I ever tell you about the girl who——?
Charles Brobst Premium Member over 13 years ago
Best date he ever had! Garbage appreciates being taken out, unlike some people.
RinaFarina over 13 years ago
I wouldn’t mind being taken out like that! Look at that elegant chandelier in the restaurant where they dined! And Irwin is so charming, attentive, and cheerful. Yup, this goes a long way towards being the perfect date.
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
Eight hours and not a single complaint. Talk about a dream date!
Whambam44 over 13 years ago
The Garbage had a great time. It sure beats being down in the dumps.
boldyuma over 13 years ago
What did that guy say to Dustin Hoffman in the movie “The Graduate” ? “May I have a word..just one word… Are you listening?…..Plastics”…
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
Not only does Irwin have a trashy date, she has built-in protection! It’s perfect!
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
A man was taking a truckload of penguins to their new home at the zoo, when his refrigerated truck breaks down. It’s a very hot day, and he’s worried that the penguins will succumb to the heat before he can get his truck repaired. Luckily, an ice cream wagon drives by, so he flags it down, gives the Good Humor Man $100, and says “Quick! Take these penguins to the zoo!” The ice cream man agrees, loads the penguins into his van, and drives off.
The next day, the man is driving his newly-repaired truck down the street, and as he stops at an intersection the Good Humor van pulls up next to him and he sees that it’s still full of penguins. He rolls down the window, and shouts to the other driver “Hey, I thought you were going to take the penguins to the zoo!” “I did,” says the ice cream man, “and we had such a great time that today I’m taking them to the ball game.”
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
In the end, he’ll just dump her.
SaunaBeach over 13 years ago
Did the garbage ever ONCE thank you????