Cornered by Mike Baldwin for November 15, 2019

Now all he needs are the “votes”.

It’s a good thing he didn’t order a shooter.

That must be the straw-man my boss keeps talking about.

It is illegal to serve straws in Santa Barbara!

At least it’s biodegradable.

With a straw that size, I’d like to see the size of the drinks they serve.

Did I ask for a straw?

Ummmm, WHATS the drink called? Wild Turkey in the straw?

Must be California.

Hay, wheater get back here, that’s not straw. Use your grains, you’re starting to chaff me.

….but the straw is too law-ong

Dear Liza , dear Liza,

the straw is too law-ong ,

Dear Liza, too long!….——-Harry Belafonte

“Here is your wheat grass appetizer.”

He ordered a mow-jito

And I thought that was the salad for his meal.

⇧ he mistakenly ordered the sheaves salad…

“But I ordered hay.”

On a big mouth uses a straw that big.

Tell him where he can sheave it.