The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 17, 2019

Um, why is the gas station attendant pumping the gas into the back seat?

The Hands of Fate strike again, I see.

Green McDonald’s Goblins.

Thing has a secret identity!

Adding the Choker to the list was pointless.

X-Lutheran — not Lex Luthor — is one I’ve lived.

General Nod – always napping

Mr Febreze

The Piddler

One of my favorite MST3000 riffs

Everyone has their own cross to bear…deal with it…..

Buttman. He farts in your general direction.

I want to see “Mystereo.”

Was the choker also a midnight toker?

Well, now we know why half the chairs at the dining room table were empty.

Mano was a villain. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mano_(character)

Not only a choker, but incredibly stupid. Nobody else is even on the same side of the floor and he shoots a jumper instead of laying it in.

AND FOR THE BADDEST: Under the Skin AND Scarlett Johansson

Doctor Mocktwopuss. Runs around teasing cat couples.