Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 06, 2019

Horace would be a perfect addition to that group…

And once they let you join, they’ll never let you go again.

That club probably sucked, anyway.

This will never work out.

How about half a cup of coffee and doughnut holes which are not really holes but what’s discarded when a doughnut it made.

and their elevator only goes halfway to the next floor?

but what if you just went in and half-asked…?

I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member. — Groucho Marx

And it’ll be the worst kind of tap water.

If Groucho Marx was right, you should be interested exactly of those clubs which don’t let you in

I consider myself a realist, not a pessimist.

Pessimists will never start a club. They are sure that no one will join.

You can lead a horse to water but he will end up half in his cups.