Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 03, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  about 5 years ago

    The girl who thought MIT was too easy doesn’t know how to use a plunger?

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    DennisinSeattle  about 5 years ago

    Well, Mike is probably the perpetrator here.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 5 years ago

    MIke Doonesbury as Kurt Russell .

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    Watcher  about 5 years ago

    Mike be thankful it’s a dream.

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    RichardHunter  about 5 years ago

    ‘All Hands’ are the most excruciatingly boring events that permies are forced to go to. You’d have to be fairly deluded to build a fantasy around hosting one.

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    Chrysi Cat Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I thought MyVulture was a “real” (well, for this comic’s reality) internet startup BY MIKE in the original boom era. I guess in “reality” it failed during the dot-bomb, and here in the fantasy it was one of the survivors like Monoprice or even Overstock in our reality?

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 5 years ago

    He talked and talked and didn’t say anything that meant anything.

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    sixam  about 5 years ago

    Mike was born ready, just like how Beto was born to be in the Presidential race.

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    1953Baby  about 5 years ago

    I GOTTA stop reading the comments. My ignorance of all things pop culture is woeful. . .All Hands? Monoprice? Overstock? In my little world, I’m considered a guru because I know how to Google. . .

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    Masterskrain  about 5 years ago

    I thought Alex started MyVulture…

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    Vernon Clayson  about 5 years ago

    Thanks for the non-political strip/

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    montessoriteacher  about 5 years ago

    About 10 squirts of Dawn dish soap and hot water works better than a plunger. Sometimes you don’t even have to use the hot water. Plungers are gross. I learned this courtesy of Martha Stewart.

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    montessoriteacher  about 5 years ago

    Time to return to the sh**storm at the WH.

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    Droptma Styx  about 5 years ago

    So this summer fantasy of 20 years ago came true, and that’s not enough?

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Other faddish buzzwords Mike might have used: blockchain, covolution, DAP, UX, IoT, …. (feel free to add more)

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    Lou  about 5 years ago

    We had a meeting lately where one of our execs said we were going to leverage our current technology to leverage more productivity out of it*. That’s like saying you’re taking your ’92 Ford Escort that is running on three cylinders to the drag races this weekend.

    The unspoken message here is "and if we can’t action the leveraging to get better productivity out of our tech, we’re going to right size* enough of you to a point where we can afford to buy better tech"

    **fire

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    ChessPirate  about 5 years ago

    “A team-centric paradigm for revolutionizing the redundant inventory space”. Sooo… cleaning out the garage? ☺

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I see I’m not the only one who had to suffer through this crap at the Monday morning meeting. Crap. Four simple letters say more than a hundred fancy syllables.

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    gigagrouch  about 5 years ago

    Bingo!

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    cosman  about 5 years ago

    Guess he’ll have to go leverage the future again.

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    claudia.sawyer  about 5 years ago

    I recall seeing “deleveraging” in an email.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Panel 6’s dialogue is an excellent example of psychobabble.

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    Eric S   about 5 years ago

    the girl who’s first words were “Big Mac!”

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    JenCappello  about 5 years ago

    I don’t know about anybody else, but nobody in my family was ALLOWED to do it but mom. She didn’t want anybody to do it wrong and make a mess that she would have had to clean up. Do it right the first time.

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