Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 21, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    SDM, 380, loves jumpscares and floats on the beach, hates clingy types. Don’t be a wet blanket, give my bell a ring!

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    J Quest  about 5 years ago

    Hopefully he’s not just looking for some boo-ty…

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 5 years ago

    The last one is funny … a real scrim.

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    jpayne4040  about 5 years ago

    So, is a higher thread count better?

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    DanFlak  about 5 years ago

    The only kind of dating that applies to me involves Carbon-14.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    It’s just a coverup! The site demands 600 or more….

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    redback  about 5 years ago

    makes me wonder how vampire dating works, if they don’t appear on camera

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    NaturLvr  about 5 years ago

    Kudos for the clever website name.

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Those are mighty fine threads you have there.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 5 years ago

    “Why do they keep ceasing communication with me?”

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    MissScarlet Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Tis the season for ghost jokes. Check out today’s Argyle Sweater.

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    gopher gofer  about 5 years ago

    he doesn’t stand a ghost of a chance on that site…

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