The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 21, 2019

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    Bilan  about 5 years ago

    I didn’t know that ghosts can drool while they sleep.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Q: What happens when you goose a ghost?

    A: You get a handful of sheet!

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    whahoppened  about 5 years ago

    Is that someone they know, hanging out to dry?

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    iggyman  about 5 years ago

    I had to look up duvet!

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    TheWildSow  about 5 years ago

    Holey Sheet!

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    all the holes in their sheets let the cold air in…

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    J Quest  about 5 years ago

    Outside the window = three sheets to the wind…

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    uniquename  about 5 years ago

    If you’re cold, sleep with a porcupine. That way you’ll always have a quillt.

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    Bigchuckles44  about 5 years ago

    Sorry, I don’t get the joke.

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    Lablubber   about 5 years ago

    You want more heat? Ghost peppers.

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Not even a 13.5 Tog will keep her icy feet away from you, Casper.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 5 years ago

    Ghosts don’t feel cold except to you and me. They don’t sleep exactly.

    That “transient etheric stasis” happens when there are not enough biological energy to draw on, the same with mechanical energy. Ghosts draw it all in and you feel weak, cold, your watch or phone fails etc. then they manifest in various gradations of energy levels. Up to and including visual appearance, sounds and even alter elements around them. Most are just too weak, too small, too limited to be noticed. “Scary Gary”

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 5 years ago

    THE MAN WHO WAS THE FIRST GHOST BUSTER" (1874)

    A man may be a true scientific man, and yet agree with Prof De Morgan when he says, “I have both seen and heard, in a manner which would make unbelief impossible, things called spiritual, which cannot be taken by a rational being to be capable of explanation by imposture, coincidence, or mistake.” So far I feel the ground firm under me; but when it comes to what is the cause of these phenomena, I find I cannot adopt any explanation which has yet been suggested. . . . The physical explanations which I have seen are easy, but miserably insufficient. The spiritual hypothesis is sufficient, but ponderously difficult."_ Researches in Spiritualism by Dr. William Crookes 1874 (Early proto-ghost-buster)

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    gopher gofer  about 5 years ago

    carol looks like she’s three sheets to the wind…

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    mrsdonaldson  about 5 years ago

    I don’t get it…

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