Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 24, 1972

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The Literary Ace and Woodstock, his secretary, sit on top of the doghouse. Snoopy holds up several envelopes and thinks, "Here's one from Iowa... And here's one from Pennsylvania.."<BR><BR> Advice For Dog Owners type type type. Woodstock types as Snoopy watches.<BR><BR> Snoopy reads, "'Dear Sir, I have a dog who continually scratches his ears... What should I do? Signed, 'Wondering''"<BR><BR> Woodstock types: Dear Wondering, What I'm wondering is how you can be so dumb! Take your dog to the vet right away, stupid.<BR><BR> Snoopy reads, "'Dear Sir, we have three puppies who have enlarged joints and are lame... What do you think caused this, and what should we do? Signed, 'Dog Owner''"<BR><BR> Woodstock types, "Dear Dog Owner, Why don't you take up rock collecting? You're too stupid to be a dog owner. In the meantime, call your vet immediately." Snoopy frowns.<BR><BR> Snoopy reads, "Dear Sir, My dog has been coughing lately...What should I do? Signed, 'Confused'"<BR><BR> "Dear Confused, You're not confused, you're just not very smart. Now, you get that dog to the vet right away before I come over and punch you in the nose!" Snoopy shakes his fist and looks fierce.<BR><BR> Snoopy looks out and raises his brows. he thinks, "I write a very firm column!"<BR><BR>