Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 03, 1972

Transcript:

Snoopy sits on top of his doghouse and look at a sheet of paper: "Ah! A letter from my publisher!" he thinks.<BR><BR> "Hmm.." he reads the paper.<BR><BR> "Author Questionnaire; These questions are designed to prepare the media with information." Snoopy holds the paper up to his face.<BR><BR> "Author's Name: Snoopy. Residence: Just a doghouse. Phone: unlisted." He writes in script.<BR><BR> Birth: See records at Daisy Hill Puppy Farm. Citizenship: Papers misplaced. These things happen." Snoopy reads what he has written.<BR><BR> Snoopy lies on his stomach. "Reason for writing book: I wrote from a sense of need. I needed something to do. You can't just sleep all day long."<BR><BR> He sits up and writes: "I was one of eight beagles. We had a happy life. Lots to eat and a good cage, although looking out at the world through chicken wire can get to you after awhile.."<BR><BR> He holds the paper to his face. "Married: Almost once, but that's a long story."<BR><BR> "Schools and Colleges Attended: Obedience school dropout."<BR><BR> He reads: "Suggestions for Promotion: If you don't promote my book, I'll get another publisher so fast it will make your head spin." [PANEL 11]: Snoopy raises his brows, thinking: "I like filling out questionnaires!"<BR><BR>