Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 26, 1973

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The Literary Ace types, "Their Love Was Not in the Cards"<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks.<BR><BR> He types: "'You've always ignored me,' she said. 'And now you say you want to marry me.'"<BR><BR> "'Every night you play cards.'"<BR><BR> "'I'm really afraid,' she said, 'that you love cards more than you love me.'"<BR><BR> He types: "'If you could say something nice to me just once, perhaps I'd marry you.'"<BR><BR> The symbols for diamond, club, heart and spade appear in quotation marks.<BR><BR> Snoopy reads what he's written: 'You blew it!' she said, and walked out of his life forever."<BR><BR>