Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 18, 1975

Transcript:

Charlie Brown and Linus stand on the pitcher's mound. Linus says, "Don't expect too much from me today, Charlie Brown . . ."<BR><BR> Linus begins to cry and says, "I'm the victim of a short and sad love affair!"<BR><BR> Linus walks away and continues, "It's hard to catch a line drive when you have tears in your eyes . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown shouts, "We don't have anyone on our team who could catch a line drive without tears in his eyes!"<BR><BR>