Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 17, 1976

Transcript:

Sally is at school and raises her hand, "Yes, Ma'am... 'Hands.'"<BR><BR> Sally walks to the front of the class with her paper.<BR><BR> sally says, "My report today is about hands.."<BR><BR> Sally says, "Some people are right-handed.. Some people are left handed.." She waves her arm for emphasis.<BR><BR> She says, "Some people are able to use both hands with equal ease..." She waves both arms.<BR><BR> Sally says, "Such people are called handbidextrious." (ambidextrious)<BR><BR> The crowd erupts in laughter.<BR><BR> Sally slumps down in her desk and says, "I know what I'll do... during lunch I'll run off and join the foreign legion."<BR><BR>