Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 23, 1977

Transcript:

Sally follows Linus as he holds the football and says,"There's more to football than just kicking the ball."<BR><BR> He turns to her and says,"Today I'm going to teach you how to catch a forward pass..."<BR><BR> She runs off as he says,"All right, start running!"<BR><BR> He leans back with the ball in his hand and shouts,"Get way out! Way out!" Sally runs along looking up in the sky and holding out her hands.<BR><BR> She falls over as the ball hit her with a bonk. She sits dazed on the ground as Linus walks up to her and says,"Okay, now here's what you did wrong...."<BR><BR> She waves her fist at him and shouts,"I know what I did wrong! I never should have spoken to you years ago! I never should have let you into my life! I should have walked away! I should have told you to get lost! That's what I did wrong, you blockhead!!"<BR><BR> Linus looks after her and calls,"You also probably should hold your hands a little closer together..."<BR><BR>