Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 18, 1977
Transcript:
Sally sits on the floor reading a paper; she exclaims,"I can't believe it!" She walks across the living-room.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown sits next to her as she writes at the table. She writes,"Dear Santa Claus, I saw a picture of you in the paper today. You sure are getting fat."<BR><BR> She looks at the sheet and reads it; it reads,"You look like you just ate all your reindeer."<BR><BR> She continues writing,"You're going to be sorry next summer when you can't get into your swim trunks."<BR><BR> She concludes,"Get out of Scarf City before it is too late. I am enclosing a special diet for you. Stick to it!!!!!!!"<BR><BR> She licks the envelope saying,"He'll probably hate me, but it's for his own good."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown calls after her,"The rest of us, who also love him, thank you!"<BR><BR>