Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 08, 1978

Transcript:

Sally stands in front of the school and asks, "You have a lot of relatives, don't you?"<BR><BR> The school thinks, "I guess I do . . . I had another uncle who was a bus depot in Clarksville."<BR><BR> The school continues to think, "His benches finally wore out and all his coin lockers fell apart."<BR><BR> The school thinks, "He said the worst part was just waiting around to be condemned,"<BR><BR>