Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 15, 1979

Transcript:

Charlie Brown stands on the pitcher's mound and winds up. Lucy approaches and says, "Hey, manager, how are the advance ticket sales going?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown replies, "We sold one ticket to my grandmother."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown continues, "I suppose you're going to put that in your column." Lucy replies, "Why not?"<BR><BR> Lucy writes and says, "Ticket sales are way up over last year."<BR><BR>