I was petrified of doing badly at school. My son, however simply didn’t give a shrug in the dark. For him, homework was just an extension of being in the jail we called school. You have to know your victim if you want to actually scare them.
Given how the Shield of Boringness works, I wouldn’t be all that surprised if a teacher did believe Phoebe’s claim that a Unicorn messed with her homework, while still stating that it doesn’t get her off the hook for a low grade.
I already gave you some pointers. Considering this world, you need to seriosuly up your game. Or don’t if you think there are enough scary things already. “I’m not afraid of people dressed as monsters. I’m afraid of monsters dressed as people.”
Twilight Sparkle would freak out (whether that bodes ill for anyone else depends on how she goes about freaking out). You have been warned Marigold, don’t mess with purple smart.
Maybe Marigold should watch the unleashing of the menagerie in Cabin In The Woods. If she isn’t completely outraged about how unicorns are represented in that movie she might learn how to scar Phoebe for life…okay not a good idea.
You know…watching a unicorn try to be scary is like watching Mr. Spock from Star Trek try and do a belly laugh. It just doesn’t seem like that’s how things ought to be. :P
“Boo! Boo I say! … I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man- a failed math test! … You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!” (Baljeet, Phineas and Ferb, One Good Scare Ought to Do It).
Averagemoe about 5 years ago
Try intimidation. It lasts, and doesn’t have the potential to go too far.
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
good try, Marigold
codycab about 5 years ago
(Blows raspberry) Rookie!
MelanieMather about 5 years ago
You get an “E” for “Effort,” Marigold.
mccollunsky about 5 years ago
Well you tried, Marigold. Should have put a spell on it.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 5 years ago
Ka-TERROR! Oh, wait, Rip Haywire is next door.
Concretionist about 5 years ago
I was petrified of doing badly at school. My son, however simply didn’t give a shrug in the dark. For him, homework was just an extension of being in the jail we called school. You have to know your victim if you want to actually scare them.
Antiyonder about 5 years ago
Given how the Shield of Boringness works, I wouldn’t be all that surprised if a teacher did believe Phoebe’s claim that a Unicorn messed with her homework, while still stating that it doesn’t get her off the hook for a low grade.
Troglodyte about 5 years ago
Dunno about that, Mari. “Losing” my homework always gave me a strange sense of “freedom”, until I got caught out, that is!
asrialfeeple about 5 years ago
I already gave you some pointers. Considering this world, you need to seriosuly up your game. Or don’t if you think there are enough scary things already. “I’m not afraid of people dressed as monsters. I’m afraid of monsters dressed as people.”
BenBerlin about 5 years ago
Twilight Sparkle would freak out (whether that bodes ill for anyone else depends on how she goes about freaking out). You have been warned Marigold, don’t mess with purple smart.
Synnastyr Kuhr about 5 years ago
Maybe Marigold should watch the unleashing of the menagerie in Cabin In The Woods. If she isn’t completely outraged about how unicorns are represented in that movie she might learn how to scar Phoebe for life…okay not a good idea.
amaneaux about 5 years ago
Spelling homework? Does she attend Hogwarts?
scyphi26 about 5 years ago
You know…watching a unicorn try to be scary is like watching Mr. Spock from Star Trek try and do a belly laugh. It just doesn’t seem like that’s how things ought to be. :P
CosmoFan47 about 5 years ago
“Boo! Boo I say! … I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man- a failed math test! … You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!” (Baljeet, Phineas and Ferb, One Good Scare Ought to Do It).
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 5 years ago
Hard to imagine Marigold ever being “terrifying,” bless her heart.
Stephen Gilberg about 5 years ago
At least it’s not the Nightmare Night tea party.
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 5 months ago
Better check to see if there’s a few cookies missing, mom. :P