In Security by Bea R. for October 21, 2019

The window is still there, Hubbs. ✨

Metal(met·​al | \ ˈme-tᵊl)

(Noun)

Definition: “Sweet, supple, and so hot she brings summer to Russia!”

-At least that’s what I assume he means, because I can’t image anything else!

Is it just me, or did Ellie’s chest re-inflate once ‘The Seal’ had been broken? ✨❤️✨

Not a big enough tip-off, huh? ✨

Somehow, I really thought the unveiling would come on a Sunday. ✨

Ellie’s got a lot more hair than I remember, just like when her shirt button popped everything on her gets bigger when she removes her disguise! XD

Jed Clampett said it best …

https://youtu.be/SOy6W5vjGCE

Hubbs should be ashamed, not remembering the face of the woman he loves, regardless of her hair! Ellie should let him see her naked, he’ll never forget what she looks like after that!

She’s not “metal,” but she’s a platinum blonde.

Well we’re done with the wig, now we just need to deal with that shirt and we’re allllllll set.

This story arc is by far my favorite. I’ve loved Ellie’s rampage face, but I wanna see them actually on Ellie, not Al.

It’s happening!

IT’S HAPPENING!!

-hyperventilates-

How dumb is he?!

…now, that’s what I call a courtship:-) …

Not seeing the bigger picture here, or the bigger chest.

Make a suggestion, Ellie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHrAv2-O1b8

In the words of Foghorn Leghorn “That kid is about as sharp as a pound of wet leather.”

That boy sure is dense. Put your nametag on Ellie, maybe it will jar his memory.

I imagined Aerosmith’s song Dude Looks Like A Lady starting up when the helmet came offhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

OK, AnyFace (or whoever he was quoting) wins the prize! (And Hubbs is still clueless?)

Ok, that last statement is so ridiculous that made me laught.

Jeez Louise and a bucket of cheese, Hubbs! You’re as thick as week old milk!

Ok, he is officially a rock.

LMAO… He STILL doesn’t see it!

(admires hair on character named “Ellie” in the second and fourth panels of the cartoon; ponders dialogue for character named “Hubbs” in the fourth one)

Hubbs is still blind.

HUBBS IS STILL BLIND!

Excuse me while I sob in the corner.

Would’a thought Hubbs was metal—-he’s so dense.

I can’t help but feel the wig removal should have elicited a “Gasp!” rather than a “Nooooo!” No, Hubbs, “Al” is not a dude with big hair hidden under a wig. Show him, Ellie.

And the love that I feel Is so far away I’m a bad dream That I just had today And you shake your head And say it’s a shame. And the wig’s off but she doesn’t feel And the truth’s out but he doesn’t see And your wise men don’t know how it feels… to be thick as a brick.

To Synnastyr Kuhr, Dude Looks Like A Lady works, too I suppose – but this is what first came to my mind.

Well that’s a let down.

Talking about sexual identity confusion! The guy is traumatized for life, he is not only dense, he is also visually impaired.

Faceplam i have no words

The reveal has been made. How will Hubbs deal with it? Ellie is very attractive. Let’s see where this leads. Keep up the great work Bea.

So the next question is, will Ellie brush her hair into a more recognizable coiffure, gradually easing Hubbs into realization? ✨

Might be less of an immediate – and potentially fatal – shock for the poor boy.

Even so, I’d imagine Hubbs’ reaction to be …

https://youtu.be/Io-ZbKfCkxg

Only this arc could turn the reveal into a meh!? It is beyond even comic-strip reality that Hubbs continues to be such a maroon…poor guy.

again out of left field, you win.

Um, Hubbs… You need to take some deep breaths, and open your eyes. I, for one, see a strong resemblance to Dolly Parton.

If she’s not country, then who is?

Yet again, today’s strip evokes this sound effect ….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y2f8V_hWxc

That is some explosive BIG hair.