Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 06, 1980

Transcript:

Peppermint Patty sit with their backs against a fence that reads,'Caddy Shack'<BR><BR> A small fir tree says,"I was always sure that I'd be tall..."<BR><BR> The tree continues,"Actually, I had always hoped that I'd be a giant redwood."<BR><BR> Marcie and Peppermint Patty walk along the green carrying golf-bags. The latter says,"A good caddie, Marcie, should know every inch of the course." Marcie says,"I can appreciate that, sir."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty says,"We should know every tree and bunker on the course..." Marcie asks,"What about that little tree over there, sir?"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty replies,"They have those on each fairway, Marcie....they tell the golfer that he's a hundred and fifty yards from the green."<BR><BR> The fir tree says as the girls walk off,'I refuse to accept that!"<BR><BR> The tree concludes,"My mother didn't raise me to be a 150-yard marker!"<BR><BR>