Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for November 01, 2019

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    dwane.scoty1  about 5 years ago

    “When I say ‘Tell me about it!’, it’s just a figure of speech!”

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    katzenbooks45  about 5 years ago

    See today’s Gray Matters.

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    uniquename  about 5 years ago

    It should all be backed up. The phone is just a device to deliver it. Inconvenient, but nbd.

    On the other hand, his calendar and contact list might be interesting to insider traders.

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    LKrueger41  about 5 years ago

    Clyde, if you don’t mean it, don’t say it! Your are always at risk of being heard by someone who takes you literally..

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    gopher gofer  about 5 years ago

    when i ask you “how you doon?” i don’t really want to know….

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    ChessPirate  about 5 years ago

    Tell me about it.

    Tell me about it.

    Tell me about it.

    Tell me about it.

    I don’t think he meant any of those…

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 5 years ago

    Humorists point out things we often say without really meaning (and without being sarcastic). “Fine.” “You’re kidding.” “You too!”

    A few years back, I told my office mate I was going to the ATM, and she said, “Have fun.” She said it again when I was heading for the dentist. I think her kids got her into that habit.

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