Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 25, 1980

Transcript:

Charlie Brown stands on the pitcher's mound. Schroeder approaches and says, "What was that last pitch you threw, Charlie Brown? That guy missed it a mile!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown replies, "That was the ol' schmuckle ball . . Lucy invented it . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown continues, "You just sort of schmush your knuckles around the ball like this, and then throw it as hard as you can."<BR><BR> Lucy stands in the outfield and shouts, "Every time it works I get a royalty!"<BR><BR>