The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 07, 2019

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    Farside99  about 5 years ago

    It certainly makes him powerful!

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    enigmamz  about 5 years ago

    “When dealing with ’Writer’s Block’, make sure to have a list of standby material, such as an Asparagus-makes-your-pee-stink joke.”

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Yes, they have no bananas…

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    uniquename  about 5 years ago

    So is that how catsup is made?

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    redback  about 5 years ago

    did the asparagus eat another asparagus?

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Where are the peas?

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    marilynnbyerly  about 5 years ago

    One of the genetic test’s results tells you whether you can smell the asparagus. My family can’t, but we can roll our tongues and like licorice. Yeah, big whoop.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Suddenly, it just hit me – I could’ve had a V8!

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    Lablubber   about 5 years ago

    If his pee smells like hollandaise, he’s in big trouble.

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    Petemejia77  about 5 years ago

    This reminds me of that old Snapple commercial.

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Just another reminder that “If it’s yellow let it mellow if it’s brown flush it down” can be grossly wrong.

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    Lee26 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Until I read the comments, I never knew asparagus made your pee stink. Glad I never liked it.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 5 years ago

    If you don’t have enough fluids the darker yellow your urine may be. Almost no color and you need to cut back on drinking liquids.

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    Iwa Iniki  about 5 years ago

    No problem here because I hate asparagus.

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    David Peters  about 5 years ago

    Beetroot anyone?

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