Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 13, 2019

So true.

It is a long way down there!

I spin the year wheel, and see if I can get it to stop on mine. Then I fine tune it some more until I get there… eventually.

We’re all getting there, Aunty… :(

By the time I reach my age number, I have that much less time in my life.

The first time I had to use a computer to scroll to my birthdate, I was appalled how many times I had to hit the scroll. I kept silently saying, “COME ON! Where the @#$% is it???”

I don’t know why I ALWAYS feel compelled to say the entire year when I have to give my birthdate. It’s not like 2046 has happened. . .

I’ve yet to see an application that has BCE.

This is why I never go into antique shops. It’s really disconcerting to see items that you grew up with.

I like museums because they have things older than me.

That’s why I start at the bottom and go up.

BTW, I always wonder how someone born in 2018 is taking this survey.

Good one Aunty!

I get a finger cramp because it takes so long to get to mine.

I am NOT old, I have just lived a long time.

That actually happened to me, a few years ago. Evidently, that game company wasn’t interested in customers over 50.