I had a perfectly good husband. It was just the 1960’s and I had heard the saying that when two people marry they become one. I just didn’t understand which one. I gave up on marriage when I realized that if they ever made a movie of my life, some guy would have to play the leading role.
I was happily (for 99% of it) for 49.5 years till he had the nerve to die on me. Of course, I did not go looking, but I still had to crack up at this one.
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Also true for those looking for a wife.
jmworacle almost 5 years ago
A woman isn’t looking for a husband. She’s looking for a man to turn into a husband.
nanagain almost 5 years ago
if you had a really bad spouse that tends to cure you of ever wanting marriage again
Diane Lee Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I had a perfectly good husband. It was just the 1960’s and I had heard the saying that when two people marry they become one. I just didn’t understand which one. I gave up on marriage when I realized that if they ever made a movie of my life, some guy would have to play the leading role.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Sigh…she is probably correct.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
And any man that would consider you a wife, obvious has poor judgement. Sorry Walt.
David Peters almost 5 years ago
Depends on her divorce settlement…
Skylark almost 5 years ago
I was happily (for 99% of it) for 49.5 years till he had the nerve to die on me. Of course, I did not go looking, but I still had to crack up at this one.
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
⇧ jmworacle
how true – women see all guys as fixer-upper projects (rightly so…?)
bakana almost 5 years ago
For some women, Getting married is just another Hobby.
I once knew a woman who was busy divorcing Husband Number EIGHT.
All her divorces were Amicable. She liked one guy so much she married him Twice, #3 & #7.