Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for November 04, 2019

What was Methuselah’s wife’s name again?

Can her nose get any higher? I think she might be that awful salesman’s mother.

Corky being 91 years old last May, puts THIS woman upnear WALT’S age !!

Wish they would re-aged all of them, but that would defeat the purpose.

Upcoming Yelp review: “Solid but uninspired food, with an Ur-surly waitress as well!”

Well, she passed the sassy attitude portion of the interview!

Well, Corky was wet behind the ears in 1928, so she must have been waiting on tables for a LONG time…

One day with her working, and they won’t need a server, or anybody else. Nobody will be coming back.

Yes – but can she be pleasant and present herself in a way that keeps customers coming back?

Once again: During the 1970s and 1980s, under Dick Moores’ authorship, the characters briefly stopped aging. so you need to subtract 20 years from their “calculated” ages.

Someone whom I only marginally respected in the first place used that “wet behind the ears” comment on me when I was 17. Irrespective of whether or not one fits that description, telling someone they are as such is tantamount to losing all credibility with them.

possible love interest for Joel?

“I was waiting tables at the last supper”.