Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 30, 2019

as if, Jack

Ah, comedy in a comic. Huh?

@Number Six Today’s strip IS funny but it is a repeat , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp would never leave the pub until the fat lady sings and she’s missing :o) my avatar which I have posted before shows the main characters of the Asterix the Gaul comic books which we both like , I have all the books and 8 movies , my fav character is Geriatrix , what’s yours? how was your day, and have you found Starlet? our day should be busy but calm I hope. BCNU pal

Jack shouldn’t be surprised; this can’t be the first time this has happened.

Don’t have to chuck him out tonight. Maybe a polite drag will do.

no Jack, it’s a matter of “out of sight, out of mind”

Andy: Wait! I haven’t finished my ale!

Close, he passed out early.

Well, in a sense, yes.

Ha!

You could say he’s out.

Face it, Jack… If you didn’t close, he’d never leave. Then again, even when you do close, he won’t leave.

O Rly?

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie. I’m back. Did you miss me?

I have just thought on whether to change my username to “Starlet” but “Number Three” had kind of grown on me now.

If it isn’t broke, don’t fix it as they say.

In one classic Andy Capp comic, Jack mentioned that Andy once came down the chimney after closing time.