Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 30, 2019

watch it, buster

Yeah, really! whacha gonna do ’bout it?

Tony asked, about 6 hours ago

Young or old?

Yes.

After what happened just last week? How about “also, you’re putting on weight”?

With my back I was grunting when I was young.

As you feel!!!

yeah… I sound increasingly like my father

Thanks for telling me. Did you think pointing it out to me would make me feel better or make it easier for me to get up?

The couch must be old, too – it shrunk.

Young or old? I must be old because I know when to stop talking.

Glad he wasn’t talking about the Foo bird.

Careful or I’ll whack you with my cane.