We owned a smallish siamese cat named Cece (see-see) who had her own (cat sized) door. Once, we put a full chicken, still in its tight plastic bag, on the counter to thaw, and went out for a couple of hours. On our return we found Cece and the chicken about half way from the counter to her door. She had punctured the bag in dozens (hundreds?) of places trying to get a grip, and was, when we walked in, trying to treat it like a kitten and carry it toward the door. It weighed at least as much as she did, and her struggles were hilarious.
Of course, being a cat, she needed neither forgiveness nor permission, and in fact tried to prevent us from retrieving the poor punctured bird.
hawgowar about 5 years ago
Sons-a-b**ches! Bumpases!"
robolt about 5 years ago
curses
Concretionist about 5 years ago
We owned a smallish siamese cat named Cece (see-see) who had her own (cat sized) door. Once, we put a full chicken, still in its tight plastic bag, on the counter to thaw, and went out for a couple of hours. On our return we found Cece and the chicken about half way from the counter to her door. She had punctured the bag in dozens (hundreds?) of places trying to get a grip, and was, when we walked in, trying to treat it like a kitten and carry it toward the door. It weighed at least as much as she did, and her struggles were hilarious.
Of course, being a cat, she needed neither forgiveness nor permission, and in fact tried to prevent us from retrieving the poor punctured bird.
ccomebacktour about 5 years ago
Dog-GONE- funny !
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 5 years ago
Take it.. and pretend you are sorry.. if caught
KEA about 5 years ago
I wonder if it would work with Brexit?
Lablubber about 5 years ago
We were just practicing for getting a job with the police. It was ma steakout.