Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 21, 1980

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Sally sits at the table pondering what to write. She writes,"Dear" She walks along with the sheet of paper in her hand.<BR><BR> She stops behind Charlie Brown, who is sitting on a bean bag watching t.v. She asks,"What was his name again?" He replies,"Santa Claus."<BR><BR> She asks,"Any middle initial?" He looks up and replies,"No, I don't think so...at least I've never heard of one."<BR><BR> She asks,"How about his wife? Do you know her name?" He replies,"Well, sometimes you hear people say her name is Mary Christmas."<BR><BR> She says,"Really? That's very interesting."<BR><BR> She walks off saying,"Maybe I'll write to her instead..."<BR><BR> He sits next to her at the table as she writes. He rolls his eyes as she writes,"Dear Mary Christmas, congratulations on deciding to keep your own name."<BR><BR>