Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 08, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    I’m guessing it’s name will be Dunlap.

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    DanFlak  about 5 years ago

    They did the DNA testing. The father is Budweiser.

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    jbrobo Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Well, like they say… a good farmer builds a shed over his machinery.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 5 years ago

    Middle-age bread basket?

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Obvious to the most casual observer, he borrowed the shirt one of his girlfriends wore last summer.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Is he wearing fuzzy slippers?

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 5 years ago

    Aaagh, he ate a baby!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I have this problem. A toddler once came up to me and said, “Are you going to have a baby?”

    Since then, I’ve lost 10 lbs., and working for more.

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    Someone’s just making excuses, and covering up the problem.

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