Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 19, 2019

the funniest waiter I remember is — besides the one from “Ziggy” panels — is Grover… much to Mr. Johnson’s chagrin

Don’t tip him, Snoopy!

If Snoopy doesn’t get to the food quickly, it will be frozen and hard as a rock. Maybe he has a microwave in his doghouse.

Funny waiters are one thing. Waiters who just think they are funny is another!

So instead of freeing your dog from the snow, you decided to make jokes, huh, Charlie?

Who says sad sacks don’t have a sense of humor?

Or dumbwaiters.

It’s not often Charlie Brown gets a laugh at someone else’s expense.

The ditsy waiters are fun too. This one was taking care of my order, and I asked him how long he had been playing guitar. He looked genuinely surprised and asked how I knew.

I think the Les Paul tat on his arm might have had something to do with it…

…. On the wild, weird nights, when the Northern Lights shoot up from the frozen zone,And it’s sixty below, and couched in the snow the hungry huskies moan….

- Robert Service (Song of the Parson’s Son)

Where’s the funny? That’s just a humorless attempt at a joke.

Shake the snow on him, Snoopy.

Snoopy looks dead.

Snoopy, in this weather a funny waiter would be ok if his trayIs populated.

That’s snow big deal.