Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 01, 2019

Who is the farrier for this carrier?

I hope their plane has an anti-stall device…it helps make it more stable.

Two great comments

Now I know what “loose parts” means—it’s the loose screws rattling around in Blazek’s head.

They always made me put my own shoes back on.

LOL! Neigh! Neigh! Hey watch it buddy! That last nail hurt?

He shod of drove.

I can grudgingly accept the shoe fetish that TSA shows, but more importantly, if anyone shows up looking like Richard Reid (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Reid#/media/File:Richard_reid_1.jpg), arrest them immediately.

What’s the matter? Never seen a horsefly before?

This makes as much sense as the real airport.

Flying today is normally a night-mare.

Must be the mane terminal.

After I stopped laughing I decided I really have it easy being able to remove and replace my shoes quickly.

Must not be TSA Pre-check certified. I don’t have to take off my shoes!

Hope the reindeer don’t have to go though this.

I am PSA-Prechecked – worth it to go to the head of the line. However, I have a chunk of titanium where my right knee used to be. So, I have to go through the scanning machine anyway.

wonder if they ever have the urge to horse around at the security check…