Scary Gary by Mark Buford for November 07, 2019

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    Troglodyte  about 5 years ago

    Though I’m sure you’d love to go far, Travis… away from Gary’s “poetry”!

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    SHIVA  about 5 years ago

    Alas, what’s a head to do!!!!

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    Baba27  about 5 years ago

    My body is gone, but I’m still living on.

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    Kalkkuna  about 5 years ago

    “Be a good kid, and remove my lid.”

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    donwalter  about 5 years ago

    I can only imagine the poetry that Travis could write, if he only had hands…

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    cdward  about 5 years ago

    It’s sad in here, so I’m full of tears…

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    hoagieman12  about 5 years ago

    I’m a limbless freak, please kill me.

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    Fred  about 5 years ago

    I’ve been there before…

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    garcoa  about 5 years ago

    I’m a poet, and I know it.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 5 years ago

    “I’m stuck in a jar, and I can’t go far.. well, unless somebody carries the jar afar.. er, DEAR GOD GET ME OUT OF HERE AND ONTO A BODY OF MY OWN!!… dropped the poetry but, sorry.. I get this way from time to time.”

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Well, I’m glad he has a good attitude; considering.

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    willie_mctell  about 5 years ago

    An existential metaphor.

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    Herb L 1954  about 5 years ago

    Quit while you’re a head ;)

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    ChessPirate  about 5 years ago

    “I got no body, but I’d love a Hot Toddy…”

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Ted Nugent’s lyric writer !!! lol

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    Not to discourage our compassionate budding artist in a jar. But mostly he seems to be stuck at the “poet and didn’t know it” level of versifying….

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