Life is so easy for mayflies.
“That she goes to hell, I will live every hour of my life as if it were the last.”
Just put the check in the mail. Problem solved.
Yeah, but it’ll seem like a lifetime!
Now this is what you call “a quicky”
I wonder how the “time out corner” works.
“That female will be the death of me”!
The bad news is she laid 3000 eggs.
Life’s too short, I know, I know but that’s the best deal I can get…
Well if you wait 7 hours to sign you won’t have to pay anything!
Shouldn’t the lawyer be a maggot?
I think there’s some more bad news you’ve left out.
Just send me your bill.
The bad news is you and I will be dead before this meeting is over.
I’ll show her. I’m going to buy a gun and… Oh wait. I’ll never survive the waiting period.
Actually they lay eggs before swarming and dying.
His Law Library is a postcard, and his diploma is the stamp.
At least you’re not a Cicada — seventeen years child support!
pschearer Premium Member about 5 years ago
Life is so easy for mayflies.
juncarlo about 5 years ago
“That she goes to hell, I will live every hour of my life as if it were the last.”
Bilan about 5 years ago
Just put the check in the mail. Problem solved.
Fishenguy Premium Member about 5 years ago
Yeah, but it’ll seem like a lifetime!
Aussie Down Under about 5 years ago
Now this is what you call “a quicky”
jel354 about 5 years ago
I wonder how the “time out corner” works.
iggyman about 5 years ago
“That female will be the death of me”!
uniquename about 5 years ago
The bad news is she laid 3000 eggs.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Life’s too short, I know, I know but that’s the best deal I can get…
flemmingo about 5 years ago
Well if you wait 7 hours to sign you won’t have to pay anything!
mourdac Premium Member about 5 years ago
Shouldn’t the lawyer be a maggot?
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
I think there’s some more bad news you’ve left out.
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
Just send me your bill.
Joliet Jake about 5 years ago
The bad news is you and I will be dead before this meeting is over.
Lablubber about 5 years ago
I’ll show her. I’m going to buy a gun and… Oh wait. I’ll never survive the waiting period.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
Actually they lay eggs before swarming and dying.
zeexenon about 5 years ago
His Law Library is a postcard, and his diploma is the stamp.
JP Steve Premium Member about 5 years ago
At least you’re not a Cicada — seventeen years child support!